I need to start a series of blog posts called "The Awkward Life of an Abnormal American". (I was going to say Average American, but then realized that I'm not average. So Abnormal it is.) If that isn't just the greatest little sneak peek of what this is going to be about. Anyway, a couple… Continue reading Just So You Know, I’m Not Anna
Yesterday was Star Wars day, which, in all honesty, I didn't even know was a thing until a couple months ago. But apparently, it is, and Anna decided that we were going to celebrate it. My initial reaction? Suuure. I was a little skeptical. Okay, a lot skeptical. I mean, first of all, it's Star… Continue reading May the Fourth Be With You!
I intended to write this post last week as a Baran Current Events crash course, but for some reason, I just wasn't feeling it. I'm still not feeling it, actually, but it needs to be done, so here it is. Only now it's a Baran Recent Events crash course, because all this happened 1-2 weeks… Continue reading Moving, Baran-Style
A very professional critic (my sister) told me that my intro for this blog post was awful. That, my dear friends, is sisterly love in a nutshell. But I will grudgingly admit that...hang on. I don't know if I can say this. Okay, never mind. It doesn't matter. You don't need to know. Sometimes Anna's… Continue reading How I Proved to the Entire Art Class that I am a Dunce
I'm back. And to be perfectly honest, I don't really know how to write a second blog post. I mean, the first one's great; you introduce yourself and spout some random junk about “goals” and such, and then leave in a cloud of sparkles. You can't do that with a second post. So, instead of… Continue reading A Poem of Despair