Short Stories

Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 1

Hey, look at this! I'm actually posting on Thursday, the day I'm supposed to! Wow. This is a monumental occasion. Let me take a moment to drink in the wonder of this. *takes a moment* Oh. It's Friday. Phooey. Anyway. Do you remember that stupid story I wrote a while ago? You probably don't, so… Continue reading Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 1

Random

I’m Pretty Sure I’ve been Tagged

I think I've been tagged. Wow. I've been tagged! How cool! I don't know what being tagged is. Ahem. Apparently, I'm supposed to answer a bunch of questions. I'm also supposed to thank the person who tagged me. *sigh* I don't want to be cliche... Jess of TheArtfulAuthor.wordpress.com--- I like your boots. Now onward. To… Continue reading I’m Pretty Sure I’ve been Tagged

Spiritual

My Life as a Decoration

This is a post for the misunderstood. That's kind of weird sounding, so let me rephrase: This is me, panicking at the last minute because I didn't have anything to write about, and therefore plunging into a deep and philosophical pondering. Scared yet? You should be. To dive right in, I'll start with a quick… Continue reading My Life as a Decoration

Photography

Poison-Ivy Photography

Spring has sprung, and all those who witness it are eternally grateful. Except polar bears. But I digress. Anyway, yesterday was such a nice day that I made the fatal mistake of exercising my rusty ---*cough cough* nonexistent---outdoors-man skills. This generally entails stepping one toe outside the door, swatting at the bugs, and hopping back… Continue reading Poison-Ivy Photography

Poetry

The Lion’s Call

Guys, it finally happened: I failed. I spent three days writing something I thought was brilliantly clever. I finished, still feeling brilliantly clever. I reread it, expecting to be blown away by how smart and brilliant and clever I was. Before you start judging my arrogance, let me put your mind at rest: It was… Continue reading The Lion’s Call

Family

Why My Family Should Never Be Movie Characters

I had plans for this blog post. For the first time in my life, I wrote it a week before I was supposed to publish it. I would wait for Thursday and post it like any respectable blogger. Right? Wrong. My dear mother was so impatient to read it that I, being the dutiful daughter… Continue reading Why My Family Should Never Be Movie Characters

Spiritual, writing

That Time I Didn’t Think God Could Write a Book—Part 2

I told you I wasn't done. Welcome to Part 2 of me trying to cheat God. I seem to do it a lot. If you somehow missed the previous part, here it be: That Time I Didn’t Think God Could Write a Book Here's a quick behind-the-scenes story about that post. I wrote it, sent… Continue reading That Time I Didn’t Think God Could Write a Book—Part 2

Spiritual, writing

That Time I Didn’t Think God Could Write a Book—Part 1

As promised, here is the post I was too lazy to finish last week, which is pretty much the story of my life. Anyway, today, I'm going to share something sensible for a change. Wait, you say, sensible? Do you even know how to do that? Between you and me, no. No I don't. We'll… Continue reading That Time I Didn’t Think God Could Write a Book—Part 1