Short Stories

The Best Kind of Evil Plan

Wow, I actually wrote a short story that isn't a Chronicle of Plerp! I feel so proud of myself. To make a long story short, Sylvestrus is currently on the time out chair. (I kid you not, I had to read that sentence three times to realize I'd accidentally made the world's stupidest pun.) Anyway,… Continue reading The Best Kind of Evil Plan

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Family

Survival Trivia With My Father

One night last week, we lost power during a storm. ... Nope, Anna would classify that as a boring start. I'll try again. During a single period between sunset and sunrise, those of my kindred blood and I lost all electric capabilities during a vociferation of nature. Yeah. I think I'm just gonna go with,… Continue reading Survival Trivia With My Father

Reviews, Spiritual

Wisdom from the Utterly Stupid: Pirates of the Caribbean

Yes, I am completely behind the times. Though that really shouldn't come as a great shock to anyone. *ahem* Guys, we did it. My family finally watched something that is kind of a classic. Last month, actually, so that's something to be proud of, despite the fact that I'm relaying old news. And, during a… Continue reading Wisdom from the Utterly Stupid: Pirates of the Caribbean

Short Stories

Chronicles of Plerp: The Purple Cows of Shazaar—Part 2

TA-DAAA. I want to mention that originally, Dwings the Dragon wasn't going to make an appearance in this story, but my friend liked him so much that I decided to rework some things (basically, the entire story) to include him. You're welcome. Now, without further ado... Part 2! *cheesy grin* I awoke early the next… Continue reading Chronicles of Plerp: The Purple Cows of Shazaar—Part 2

Random

Sometimes, With a Ton of Concentration, I Can Clean

TODAY ENDS CAMP NANOWRIMO. Excuse me while I go bury myself and don't return for another hundred years. *buries self* Ahem. Yes. For the few random people who don't know what Camp Nano is, it's basically where you set yourself a writing goal and complete it in a month. Yes, we could do that ourselves,… Continue reading Sometimes, With a Ton of Concentration, I Can Clean

Short Stories

Chronicles of Plerp: The Purple Cows of Shazaar—Part 1

Oh yes. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the return of Plerp (otherwise known as Medieval Middle-School Drama). It wasn't going to come out to day, but I ended up finishing it way sooner that expected. Lucky you. If you've never read the other Chronicles of Plerp, then I both pity and envy you. If you… Continue reading Chronicles of Plerp: The Purple Cows of Shazaar—Part 1

Life

A Brief Lesson on Canadian Culture

At this point, you all know that I'm a nut-case and speak sarcasm like a second language. You may also know that my sister Anna is an epic person who belongs in Lord of the Rings, and my mother identifies with a Mop. But something you may not know about me is that once upon… Continue reading A Brief Lesson on Canadian Culture