Short Stories

The Best Kind of Evil Plan

Wow, I actually wrote a short story that isn't a Chronicle of Plerp! I feel so proud of myself. To make a long story short, Sylvestrus is currently on the time out chair. (I kid you not, I had to read that sentence three times to realize I'd accidentally made the world's stupidest pun.) Anyway,… Continue reading The Best Kind of Evil Plan

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Short Stories

Chronicles of Plerp: The Purple Cows of Shazaar—Part 2

TA-DAAA. I want to mention that originally, Dwings the Dragon wasn't going to make an appearance in this story, but my friend liked him so much that I decided to rework some things (basically, the entire story) to include him. You're welcome. Now, without further ado... Part 2! *cheesy grin* I awoke early the next… Continue reading Chronicles of Plerp: The Purple Cows of Shazaar—Part 2

Short Stories

Chronicles of Plerp: The Purple Cows of Shazaar—Part 1

Oh yes. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the return of Plerp (otherwise known as Medieval Middle-School Drama). It wasn't going to come out to day, but I ended up finishing it way sooner that expected. Lucky you. If you've never read the other Chronicles of Plerp, then I both pity and envy you. If you… Continue reading Chronicles of Plerp: The Purple Cows of Shazaar—Part 1

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Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 2

Because I'm a kind person who doesn't want to make you wait until Thursday, I'm posting this now. Hopefully you remember the first part, but you should read it again just because. Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 1 Ladies and gentlemen, I present the thrilling conclusion to my stupid story. Upon waking,… Continue reading Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 2

Short Stories

Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 1

Hey, look at this! I'm actually posting on Thursday, the day I'm supposed to! Wow. This is a monumental occasion. Let me take a moment to drink in the wonder of this. *takes a moment* Oh. It's Friday. Phooey. Anyway. Do you remember that stupid story I wrote a while ago? You probably don't, so… Continue reading Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 1

Short Stories

Tales of Plerp: The Strange Tale of Gambergain’s Magic Spoon

And I emerge from the war torn realm of the Flu with only a few minor battle wounds, namely, a stupid story. The thought process behind it being, "I'm going to write a stupid story," and proceeding to do exactly that. Chronicles, you say? Oh yes, my pretties, I'm not yet done with Sylvestrus Livingstone… Continue reading Tales of Plerp: The Strange Tale of Gambergain’s Magic Spoon