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Elves, Evolution, and a Very Confused Mother—another art dump

You guys know that people sometimes pay me to paint things, right? As in, art isn't just a hobby, but a business. They get an authentic, hand-painted portrait. I get money. Everyone wins. And when you're lucky enough to have your art teacher's complete and zealous support, the odds of being a multi-millionaire by age… Continue reading Elves, Evolution, and a Very Confused Mother—another art dump

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5 Ways to Not Draw a Mutant Human

I can already see you non-artists shriveling up and glaring at me. Guys, please stop. I'm not going to kick you off just because this topic isn't related to you. Keeping to the typical tradition of Myself, I shall try to make things as entertaining as is humanly possible. Even for the section of you… Continue reading 5 Ways to Not Draw a Mutant Human

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Concept Art and Phony Color Wheels

Embarrassing story time. (Because that's obviously the best way to start a post.) You know how I spent the last few months whining about my art class? Heralding the end of it in January as my salvation from the drudgery of modern art? Claiming how free I would be, and how I was NEVER going… Continue reading Concept Art and Phony Color Wheels

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Ink Pens, Abstracts, and the End of All Things (mainly art class)

Monday was the last day of art class, and I have but one thing to say to you all: FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM. *wild screeching* *energetic fist-pumping* *crazed cackling* *flips the table* I get to paint what I want now. No more modern art. No more mutilated-looking fish. Nothing but a blank canvas and the prospect of as… Continue reading Ink Pens, Abstracts, and the End of All Things (mainly art class)

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Paul Klee, Volleyball Graffiti, and a touch of Humble Pie

Hey guys. Yes, I totally missed Thursday, and yes, there was a sort of semi-reason behind that. The first reason is because I went to see STAR WAAAAAAARS! End of subject. The second reason is that I forgot. In my defense, art class is trying to kill me. No joke. But before we go on,… Continue reading Paul Klee, Volleyball Graffiti, and a touch of Humble Pie

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Van Gogh, Da Vinci, and a Cool Little Fish Child

Heeeeey, guys... I'm totally not embarrassed about failing to post last week. Are you embarrassed? 'Cause I'm certainly not. *cough* There was a reason though. See? I'm not completely lazy. The reason, guys, is... None of your business. Moving on. This week, I was racking my brain for the easiest things to post about so… Continue reading Van Gogh, Da Vinci, and a Cool Little Fish Child

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Mary, Monkey, and a Student Showcase

Last Monday was the last day of my homeschool co-op's art class. To commemorate my great achievement of making it through two whole semesters without dying from an overdose of people, I'm doing another art post. If I randomly yell "You shall not PASS!!!" in the middle of it, please forgive me. My brain is… Continue reading Mary, Monkey, and a Student Showcase