Well, here I am.
With a blog.
I know not who you are, or how you came to find me, but may I just say…
The name’s Sarah. Sarah Baran. I’m here to enlighten the world about a whole ton of things it probably doesn’t care about. If you don’t want your mind blown into thousands of little pieces of glitter by an aspiring author’s snark and brain-children, I would suggest calling it a day and leaving now.
You’re still here? Then I suppose I’ll have to tell you what I’m about. I’m a writer. I’m an artist. I’m an appreciator of the evil cackle done right. I like to turn peoples’ minds to glitter.
In short, I am Galadriel.
When my sister first brought up the subject of me starting a blog, my reaction was one of skepticism. Blogs are for teenage girls with nothing better to do, I said, before realizing I was both. There was no argument after that.
Why am I starting a blog, you may ask? The answer is simple: I want to expand my creative endeavors in whatever way possible, be it storytelling, art, or just plain sarcasm. Though the latter may turn up in everything anyway, because I can’t seem to resist. But I shall attempt to keep my readers minds intact, or at least partly so, though I make no promises (evil cackle). I will be posting bits of my writing, funny stories from my life, and other little random things that haven’t a name yet.
And if I run out of intelligent things to say, I may resort to telling the riveting tales of Fergus, my sister’s giant stuffed bear. But I digress.
So there you have it, folks. Welcome to the crazy inner workings of my brain! 17% usefulness, 83% Lord of the Rings, and -30% sap, because I hate that stuff!
Till we meet again!
(Or as the Elves have it, Namarie!)