Art

Mary, Monkey, and a Student Showcase

Last Monday was the last day of my homeschool co-op's art class. To commemorate my great achievement of making it through two whole semesters without dying from an overdose of people, I'm doing another art post. If I randomly yell "You shall not PASS!!!" in the middle of it, please forgive me. My brain is… Continue reading Mary, Monkey, and a Student Showcase

Life

Just So You Know, I’m Not Anna

I need to start a series of blog posts called "The Awkward Life of an Abnormal American". (I was going to say Average American, but then realized that I'm not average. So Abnormal it is.) If that isn't just the greatest little sneak peek of what this is going to be about. Anyway, a couple… Continue reading Just So You Know, I’m Not Anna

Short Stories

Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 2

Because I'm a kind person who doesn't want to make you wait until Thursday, I'm posting this now. Hopefully you remember the first part, but you should read it again just because. Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 1 Ladies and gentlemen, I present the thrilling conclusion to my stupid story. Upon waking,… Continue reading Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 2

Short Stories

Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 1

Hey, look at this! I'm actually posting on Thursday, the day I'm supposed to! Wow. This is a monumental occasion. Let me take a moment to drink in the wonder of this. *takes a moment* Oh. It's Friday. Phooey. Anyway. Do you remember that stupid story I wrote a while ago? You probably don't, so… Continue reading Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 1

Random

I’m Pretty Sure I’ve been Tagged

I think I've been tagged. Wow. I've been tagged! How cool! I don't know what being tagged is. Ahem. Apparently, I'm supposed to answer a bunch of questions. I'm also supposed to thank the person who tagged me. *sigh* I don't want to be cliche... Jess of TheArtfulAuthor.wordpress.com--- I like your boots. Now onward. To… Continue reading I’m Pretty Sure I’ve been Tagged

Spiritual

My Life as a Decoration

This is a post for the misunderstood. That's kind of weird sounding, so let me rephrase: This is me, panicking at the last minute because I didn't have anything to write about, and therefore plunging into a deep and philosophical pondering. Scared yet? You should be. To dive right in, I'll start with a quick… Continue reading My Life as a Decoration

Photography

Poison-Ivy Photography

Spring has sprung, and all those who witness it are eternally grateful. Except polar bears. But I digress. Anyway, yesterday was such a nice day that I made the fatal mistake of exercising my rusty ---*cough cough* nonexistent---outdoors-man skills. This generally entails stepping one toe outside the door, swatting at the bugs, and hopping back… Continue reading Poison-Ivy Photography

Poetry

The Lion’s Call

Guys, it finally happened: I failed. I spent three days writing something I thought was brilliantly clever. I finished, still feeling brilliantly clever. I reread it, expecting to be blown away by how smart and brilliant and clever I was. Before you start judging my arrogance, let me put your mind at rest: It was… Continue reading The Lion’s Call